You ever hear the expression in baseball "The pitcher is lobbing up beach balls"? If you haven't, it basically means the pitcher is doing so bad the batters are absolutely destroying his pitches. Well today fate was lobbing up some potential dingers left and right and I couldn't hit a-one of 'em, I might have foul-tipped one but still... it was a bad day at bat. Oh well...there will plenty of other chances at the plate...maybe.
p.s. - sorry if this sounds like a downer, it isn't meant to be. I find my bad luck rather amusing, so please, laugh with me.